In need of some lol-worthy chat-up lines to make the subject of your affection take notice? These embarrassingly funny, and little bit dirty pick-up lines are just the ticket.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
- I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.
- Smile if you want to sleep with me. (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)
- Hey did you drop something? (Ummm What?) Your standards, Hi I’m Nick
- (Lick finger and wipe on guy/girl’s shirt) Right, let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
- Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
- My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
- Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
- Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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