In need of some lol-worthy chat-up lines to make the subject of your affection take notice? These embarrassingly funny, and little bit dirty pick-up lines are just the ticket.

  1. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  3. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  4. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Source

  1. So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
  2. I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.
  3. Smile if you want to sleep with me. (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)
  4. Hey did you drop something? (Ummm What?) Your standards, Hi I’m Nick
Read this:   Will My F-Buddy Fall In Love With Me?

Source

  1. (Lick finger and wipe on guy/girl’s shirt) Right, let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

Source

  1. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

Source

  1. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
  2. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
  3. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Source

Are you over 40? Looking for a serious relationship? Why not give Older Dating – the most trusted mature dating site – a go?

Read this:   What to Do When He Can't Get it Up

Cheeky Read ...